Things I don’t understand…
The bait and switch of us Americans.
Ok… this sounds like a good deal…
but when you actually get there…
Then when I thought I’d seen it all.
I can hear the voices in the board room.
“Now ladies and gentlemen we need to improve profits, this scam of all you can wash even though its not all you can wash was brilliant. How can we get more suckers, I mean customers in. Brainstorming R.J. quick what do you have?”
“Um fuck it, get em to wash their pets?”
“Brilliant, see if we can work a cobranding deal with the local Pet-Smart. I see great things in your future R.J.!”
“Thank you, sir.”
Instant Tragedy: Just add dog wash.
What services do they offer… look and laugh!


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Next up…Baby wash decks in bathrooms right next to the diaper decks.
Wait, that isn’t a bad idea. Can I patent it?????