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Are the Merry Maids… Really MERRY?
So early this week I was visited by the Merry Maids, a service company that comes and does the janitorial work at the building I work at.
Almost every one of the women were happy, dare I say it, Merry?
But there was one that was cleaning my office. Moping around. Almost depressed in my book.
So I turned on my ESP(N) (available in Sarcastic Vision)
“What’s your problem?”
“Nothing,” she said.
“Really, I’ll listen.”
“You wouldn’t understand,” she said as she half heartedly cleaned my desk with way too much wood oil.
“Let me guess. You are having problems,” I started as I put two fingers from each hand on my temples, “with money, a boy and a kid”
She looked at me in TERROR.
I looked at her and said ‘Show me TRAGEDY… DING DING DING Number one answer.”
and she said as she tried not to laugh and cry at the same time…
“My trucks breaking down, my boyfriend just left me and I’m pregnant.”
YATTA!
Wow am I good.
But then I got the funniest line of all when I asked her if she is returning next week…
“Nah, I think I’m just going to return to the jail.”
Yes my friends, you just can’t make that shit up
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