Was inspired today by Smokkee…

If you haven’t read his post today I suggest you do. All I could say was…

YES COACH!

I CAN DO IT COACH!

I WON’T GET DONKED COACH!

I WILL KILL EM WITH THE HAMMER (7 2 off suit mom) COACH!

 Why the hell am I yelling?

Sometimes we all need to get a good pep talk, unlike the ones I got by Coach Bohall when I was in school.

“Now son, I don’t care if it looks broken, keep running.”

“Keep your feet clean and dry boys, you don’t want foot itch migrating to crotch itch do you son?”

“You better be looking straight ahead son”

and my favorite heard over the locker room …

“Those towels better be put away or all of you punks are getting the paddle.”

Which brings me to the difference in inspiration today and yesterday.  In the past you were inspired by fear, avoiding the paddle, don’t get jock itch, you better run or it will be broken.  And how did that work?  We raised a generation of rebels now who have to be coddled. 

They call the newest generation the “Carrot” Generation because you have to tell them how good they are.  Managers are going through clinics on how to address the “needs” of this new generation of employees.

The question I ask is , where is the desire to work hard and work your way up the company ladder.  Everyone wants to be given something for nothing.  I have people I know that want to be put in afternoon drive after doing a couple of part time shifts.  It’s not going to happen.  I had to work overnights every day for a year before I even got to sniff a chance to work a shift that didn’t involve kissing my ex-wife goodbye as she was falling asleep. 

That was probably the hardest and rather than letting our marriage develop normally, I HAD to do what it took to get where I am today.  BUT we are surrounded by ‘kids’ who have temper tantrums when they don’t get they job that they were unqualified for, but ‘deserved’. 

Get off you ass…

Bust your ass…

And stop annoying me…

or I’ll send Coach Bohall to tan your hide

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