Main Event = Elitist Assholes…

They have a policy that basically read over the PA

(Paraphrased for time) We would like to remind you that if you have children under 18 and even if they are with their loving parents, that all below the age of 18 will be asked to leave at 10 P.M.

No exceptions. So these bozos are trying to tell me how my kids need to be taught.

“It’s our policy sir.” said one of the bozos.

“Well, it’s my policy not to spend money with people who try and legislate my actions and those of my family.”

So what do I teach my kids tonight.

Main Event are overpriced elitist jackasses and we’re not to spend a red cent with these bastards anymore.

My friend Michelle told me “lol . . . nice I think we’ve lost the ability as a society to be rational only because a few people don’t have the ability”

If their have parents with them and they wish to keep them up… Its not their right to legislate my actions

Michelle : Did you just say “bite me?” That what I would say Or “suck my left tit .. . . that always seemed to pacify the children”

I have to go back and use the left over money on their stupid card system tomorrow so Shelby can play laser tag the only thing we couldn’t get to. (Which killed a great day. Wait in line to be told, “Sorry, you can’t play before the kiddos will be asked to leave”)

Michelle : That’s a very democratic ideal – vote with your pocketbook You’re teaching them to be good americans.

So I encourage you to not shop with these pinheads. 

Don’t legislate how I can raise my children. Just because they are morons around in this world who don’t care about their children, please don’t make rules to hurt my kids.

Shelby was bawling wanting to play laser tag as they “asked us to leave and come again soon”.

Not likely assholes.

Edit:

After thinking about it…

Dear Main Event Management,

I probably would have continued to come to your establishment every time my children were in town about 2-3 times a year spending a good amount to entertain my kids and giving them anything and everything they wanted at the benefit of your company.

But, your policies, that show me, that you are a company that I don’t want to be investing my money with, because you have now, and in the future taken that opportunity for profit and flushed it down the commode.

Please take my name off your mailing list, don’t ever solicit me ever, for you will not profit from me again.

You claim to have such high standards of morals and yet still serve alcohol, and not just beer, but WELL DRINKS. Don’t you know that alcohol is one of the leading causes of death on the roads?  So you would rather keep kids home so you can get the adults intoxicated and allow them to drive.

Way to go.

Next time you want to take the high moral ground, just make sure you’re not standing in quicksand.

Sean