I wish I could understand the inane questions that people ask during conference calls to make them seem better than everyone else. Just shut the hell up and let us all get through the damn things PLEASE.
I wish I could understand the reason why I can offer my heart to anyone and everyone, though I know I am going to be disappointed. Maybe it’s beacause I just have so much love to offer someone.
However it was fun asking people yesterday when they called me asking for concert tickets what free stuff I could get from them, especially my friend who worked at a jewelry store that ISN’T at the mall. (Not my two closest, big boobed friends.)
“Can I get diamond earrings from you?”
“Why would I give you diamond earrings?”
“Why would I give you concert tickets?”
“Well, you’re my friend.”
“Same reason to your question.”
For some reason we got disconnected. What a shame.
In the middle of TSO, my ex-girlfriend, who I took because I couldn’t find anyone else to bring, asked me to get back together with her.
It was an easy to find out if she had “really changed” like she said she had. And for the record, she hasn’t.
Sean is the proprietor of http://www.donahue.org . He's been a skycap, private security, student, Radio Shack store manager, radio personality and now writer.
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Can *I* get free concert tickets from you? Next time I’m in Lubbock? Huh? Huh?
Actually, I really should head to Austin one of these days. It’s only 382 miles to Lubbock. That sounds like a song. Like maybe the kind they’d play at a concert that I got free tickets for.