Stuck in Life Tilt…
THIS BLOG ENTRY IS RATED R. SHELBY DON’T READ THIS!
I just love my life. Yes, that was saracstic. If it wasn’t for F-Train‘s trip report that he put up which made me smile for the first time in a week, I’d just be hiding back into my bed.
“don’t stick your dick in anyone else if I’m not there” – The Girlfriend of F-Train.
Yup, needed a chuckle.
After a hard day of work yesterday I think I finally get over the hump of Tragedy at the office. BUT I am presented with family voice mail, the inability of certain people to get certain people I love to call me back, and other issues that pushed me over the edge last night.
After Superdonk Ricky424 knocked me out with Presto I was on Mega Tilt.
Then I have the significant other talking to me about Christmas Gifts. Look I am stupid when it comes to X-mas gifts. I admit it. I’m male and I’m stupid! I didn’t know what to get her last year and this year is the same. She has given me ideas, but then she tells me that she can’t afford a real nice gift for me(which was thereason I wanted to do away with gifts this year). Then she brought up the concept that I am meant to be alone. You brought it up , not me dear.
“While my guitar gently weeps” is playing in the background and I just want to make it throught the day without screaming at people. I have so many errands that I have to take care of today, including a long delayed package to Surflexus, a card to my mom, and figuring out a gift that won’t be too expensive but yet will be the right gift that won’t make the significant other think that I cared enough.
Relationships suck.
Family Issues suck.
Work Sucks.
Tonight the Company Chirstmas Dinner.
I smell Steak!
Maybe the key is not to … no that’s not it.
I GOT IT!
The key is war mentality. Keep your head down, shoot at anything that doesn’t know Joe Dimaggio, and try to make it home alive.
I just put on my Hammer pin that IGGY gave me, though if he wasn’t such a short bastage he could have pinned it anywhere but on my crotch.
As for all the blogger shennanigans and YES I said SHENNANIGANS! Let’s agree to disagree and move on. Everyone is NOT going to be shiny happy people and we just have to accept that some will be assholes, some will overreact and some will be life long members of the donkey society.
Wow…. that felt good to write out. Hmm I may delete this later.
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Sweetheart, you sound like you need a hug, big and bad.
Would it make you laugh if I told you today that every muscle in my ass hurt? If I told you that my au pair called 911 to get a number to one of the city buildings? If I told you that my 5-year old told my au pair that she talked to much and asked too many questions?
If I can’t make you laugh, I will send a hug thought from afar. Doesn’t fix the donkeys, or the significant other . . . but maybe it makes you smile.
Babe, I didn’t say you were meant to be alone, I said you seem happier while I haven’t been there this week. I am just trying to figure out how to keep you smiling. I also remember asking if you were sure you didn’t want to do Christmas. Because I didn’t want to read a blog saying that “my girlfriend didn’t even get me a gift”. We don’t have to exchange gifts, it is okay. I don’t like being made into a villain. I didn’t say those things. I know you are having a rough time but I don’t like having to defend myself in your blog. I am just trying to make you happy. That is all I ever want to do. I love you.