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Ahh… I got sucked out today when I had the best hand. I need something that will help that taste of agony and pain away.
Hmm, I could be like Chad who once again lost his chat.
Remember Chad, they are not retarded, but special.
What you need is that water downed taste of agony and tragedy…
You need…

A Mookie Original
So you’re life sucks, you’re chat has been banned. Remember that you could be like a majority of other poker players whose ROI hasn’t seen a positive moment since Chris Moneymaker won the WSOP.
Take a moment to enjoy a bitter, bile filled swig of a cool refreshing Tiltweiser.
Once you’ve had one, you’ll never have another.
Tiltweiser, Official Cheer of Instant Tragedy


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