“You have a call from the Commish”
(This is total fiction, but after watching the Dallas Stars take on the San Jose Sharks, I think a call went something like this.)
We have a goalllllllll
But wait they are going to video replay.
(Up in the replay booth, four men stare at a screen.)
“Yup, it’s a goal. I’m calling it down”
(RING RING)… “Ut oh it’s the Commish”
“yes sir, I’ll tell em. Look at it again.”
“Yeah, its a goal.”
“But the commish says that if its a goal Versus loses half its audience. So take it away.”
“But.”
“The Commish Speaks… THEY LOSE”
“But, the game isn’t over yet.”
“We need more TV revenue. Detroit already screwed this up for us. The Leastern conference will take weeks to finish their series. Call it no goal or its back to the AHL for you”
DALLAS FANS ARE SHOCKED WHEN THEY HEAR
NO GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL
Fricking Gary Bettmen.
Loser.
Hockey is SOOOOO RIGGED!
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