Things that I’ve heard that should be band names:

Yes, my friends have said things that have made me consider them for Band Immortality.


Immaculate Puppy Conception.

I slept with my best friend.

Inferior Body Parts.

Mysterious Bush Sighting,

Firecracker Fiends,

and finally…

Jim Hottie Pumping.

Don’t ask me the secretary has already disavowed me.

Happy 4th of July!

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