The Tweet in Review

@realdawnsummers Probably not one of your more smarter moves. Have a GREAT day at work! in reply to realdawnsummers #
@dirtyvizzer Way to go! in reply to dirtyvizzer #
@realdawnsummers had to come down to your employees level in reply to realdawnsummers #
@JoeSpeaker This is INCREDIBLE! in reply to JoeSpeaker #
@JoeSpeaker Italy looks defeated in reply to JoeSpeaker #
@JoeSpeaker Brazil BOooooooooooooooooooooommm Now Come on US! hold on 3-0 in reply to JoeSpeaker #
@JoeSpeaker Boooooooooooooooooooooommmmmmm U S A !!!! Freaking incredible! Who in reply to JoeSpeaker #
@JoeSpeaker They play Spain. WOW! in reply to JoeSpeaker #
@Chilly43 Was it backing in? All Italy had to do was score once. All Egypt had to do is score once? US scored 3 and Brazil waxed Italy by3 in reply to Chilly43 #
@JoeSpeaker They just have to play the #1 team Spain. Ugh. At least we moved out of pool play. in reply to JoeSpeaker #
@Chilly43 true but we get to get beat like a narc at a biker rally on Wednesday! #USSoccerlucky in reply to Chilly43 #
@oossuuu754 GOOOOooo Oossuu754! in reply to oossuuu754 #
@JoeSpeaker US scores more in reply to JoeSpeaker #
@mtmaloney How’s your heart beating now? in reply to mtmaloney #
@oossuuu754 Have patience brother in reply to oossuuu754 #
@Katitude Sorry babes, How long till you have to wait to see a dentist? in reply to Katitude #
@change100 Thanks @Change100 ! Happy Father’s Day again to all in reply to change100 #
@ckbwop Good Try CK! in reply to ckbwop #
@_otis_ So what test are you “Studying for?” in reply to _otis_ #
@Katitude But then nobody at my work would be alive! #smackthestupid in reply to Katitude #
@BillCurnow What DCMA request are you talking about? Dirt! in reply to BillCurnow #
@ftrainpoker GO F-TRAIN! in reply to ftrainpoker #
@ckbwop Have fun CK! in reply to ckbwop #
@ftrainpoker GOOoooo Ftrain! in reply to ftrainpoker #
Congrats to sprstoner on his 12th place finish for another $56k in winnings! Sick run. You have major skills! Way to go! #
@realdawnsummers Gooooo@ftrainpoker . I’ll give you $5 if you Bad Beat @texdolly out. Sorry DAWN! Must support the TRAIN CHOO CHOO BOOOOOOMM in reply to realdawnsummers #
@thisisnotapril Please tell UT not to choke this for the sake of the Big 12 #UTFail! in reply to thisisnotapril #
@thisisnotapril Forget Choklahoma. #UTChokesagain in reply to thisisnotapril #
@metsfan You could have bowled a 300… for a series Think positive. in reply to metsfan #
@ftrainpoker Good Luck All in! in reply to ftrainpoker #
@realdawnsummers RT Wow. I am officially registering the Church of pandering to @realdawnsummers Can I be Doubting Sean? in reply to realdawnsummers #
@ftrainpoker Good try sir. Keep your head up! in reply to ftrainpoker #
@Chilly43 Everything ok? in reply to Chilly43 #
Trying to figure out what’s worse? Family members not talking to me, or old stalkers re trying to stalk me. Joy! #
@thisisnotapril Texas better win, or else … #UTFail in reply to thisisnotapril #
@CJHoyt14 Why work on a marriage if it makes you more money to just NOT work on it? in reply to CJHoyt14 #
@AstinTO Who pissed in your Bordeaux? in reply to AstinTO #
Then you forgot Feeding Rachel Ray a Breadstick so she couldn’t talk #
@realdawnsummers You have a comment. Enjoy! #makewhinersstop in reply to realdawnsummers #
@thisisnotapril It means you have to buy one. Yup! Or reset it. in reply to thisisnotapril #
Buns over Texas… Yummy #
@realdawnsummers But I don’t have to appear to care. And in all reality I don’t. Advantage InstantTRAGEDY.COM in reply to realdawnsummers #
@ckbwop GO CK GO! in reply to ckbwop #
@realdawnsummers There are some days where I wonder if you are a true genius or locked in a padded cell asking for your daily meds in reply to realdawnsummers #
@ohcaptain I agreee ,clash version is much better!!! in reply to ohcaptain #
@thisisnotapril Well, if the ninjas are doing it… #followinginsanity in reply to thisisnotapril #
@realdawnsummers But you aren’t me. When was the last time you left a comment on MY Blog? #itcutsbothways in reply to realdawnsummers #
I have become consoleably blunt. #SynonymLyrics #
@AstinTO Dont anger her ( @realdawnsummers ) You’ll only make her angry. And you won’t like her when she’s angry #shehulk #sarcasm in reply to AstinTO #
@realdawnsummers I love comments, some of my best writing comes from comments #commentwhore http://www.donahue.org in reply to realdawnsummers #
@Bammer Damn good song. Saccharine domecile Redneck #SynonymLyrics in reply to Bammer #
@AstinTO @realdawnsummers RT ‘ed once, but it didn’t agree with her in reply to AstinTO #
@_otis_ Nothing better than watching a party self destruct! NEXT moron in line. #joyofratings in reply to _otis_ #
@realdawnsummers You weren’t told, because we didn’t want to have to explain Offsides to you #fifa #goUSA in reply to realdawnsummers #
@realdawnsummers tick tick tick, his Fifteen minutes are now officially up. #byebyeSanford in reply to realdawnsummers #
Would this be the greatest upset EVER? @joespeaker Well would it? #fifa #goUSA #
@_jjok_ BLOW in reply to _jjok_ #
Boooooooooooooooooooooooooooommmmmmmmmm! Goooooooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalllllllllllllllllllllll #goUSA #
No in Espanol its….. http://bit.ly/3dAVf
I agree Maloney SUCK IT SPAIN! #goUSA #fifa #
@AstinTO Any opportunity to say SUCK IT SPAIN or “We saved your ass AGAIN FRANCE!” in reply to AstinTO #
@_jjok_ Fifa just went “Oh Crap… What do we do… Time to give Spain the power play!” in reply to _jjok_ #
BooooooooooooooommmM!!!!!! Way to go USA! #
@bloodyp We are SOOO Evil! in reply to bloodyp #
@JoeSpeaker Stop pinching yourself. They won. Only 1 more win to go! #fifa #goUSA in reply to JoeSpeaker #
@ckbwop REMON! Sorry to hear it. We still love you! in reply to ckbwop #
@thisisnotapril Le OVER! (Throwing up) #texasbites in reply to thisisnotapril #
@AstinTO I have a Centro now, and considering a Pre for my next phone. in reply to AstinTO #
@AstinTO You got up for Breakfast at the hotel during the blogger weekend two years ago. in reply to AstinTO #
@realdawnsummers RT “Stillnonew comments on http://www.clareified.com/" Nope, I’m boycotting until I get a comment on http://www.donahue.org from u in reply to realdawnsummers #
@realdawnsummers Damn Spam Filter. For some reason dawnsummers =SPAM I dunno in reply to realdawnsummers #
@realdawnsummers I only follow you for the TRAIN WRECK that I know is coming. in reply to realdawnsummers #
@DrChako Stay at home? Is this your best medical opinion? I think it’s because THEWIFE is with you! in reply to DrChako #
@AstinTO Not everyone is as civilized as you. in reply to AstinTO #
@realdawnsummers Every day there is one post that I know will cause me to laugh and say “Yup, DawnSummers is a train wreck”! #everyoneagrees in reply to realdawnsummers #
@DrChako Let her be. I think you need to relax and work on her Honeydo list. Probably for the best. in reply to DrChako #
@realdawnsummers No you have a DAILY train wreck. I just pull up a lawn chair and watch! in reply to realdawnsummers #
On the way to Junction City Kansas Fridaywith stop at OOSSUUU754 hacienda tonight. Kansas beware, for Im coming to wrestle u to submission! #
@realdawnsummers But you have 4 TIMES more followers than I do. Guess you allow any bot to follow you #trainwreckradio in reply to realdawnsummers #
@iam23skidoo Yes, naughty girls need love. Because behind every centerfold, is somebody’s little girl. in reply to iam23skidoo #
@astinTO Smack me with your superior pip #SynonymLyrics #
@bodoggirl Great NEWS! in reply to bodoggirl #
Goodbye Farrah RIP #FarrahFawcett #
@realdawnsummers I could show you the stack of cookies that are here in Lubbock, but that would be taunting. in reply to realdawnsummers #
So who’s next? I’m putting my money on Some C list reality/music star RT @CJHoyt14First Ed McMahon, now Farrah Fawcett. They come in 3s? #
Could Patrick Swayze be next? #celebritydeathpool #
@donkeypuncher You are a lucky man! in reply to donkeypuncher #
in Edmond OK and Joanna is wearing a Texas Tech T-shirt. Hijinks will ensue. #
@change100 Happy Birthday. May u enjoy another day with AC soon. #
@astinto @mtmaloney her shirt is gpne and were surrounded by convoy of truckers. hmmm #
in stillwater …yawn. Go Tech #
joanna, I don’t think we’re in Oklahoma anymore. #
@alcanthang u are a legend sir #
trying out alternate best man speeches out on waitress. all start with…friends family and people who Joe owes money… #
best wedding reception quote ever “the titty bar in Junction City is like a Burger King drive thru” #
“would u like a lapdance with that?” @alcanthang @astinto @mtmaloney #
got groom up… fed groom. Good groom. 90 min till the church. #
Happy Birthday to @ftrainpoker may today you be surrounded by happiness and not donkeys #
Groom is at church. Still looks goofy. #
finished pt 1 of reception. #
break time…… #

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