Stupid Warnings…
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In other words, the FTC sucks balls.
Comedy after the jump…
Look FTC, if you have a degree of sanity in your pea picking mind you must understand that some consumers are stupid.
Just because NBC’s Chuck, of which I am not getting any sort of compensation from at all even though I have a friend and fellow co-w0rker who is the roommate of Zachary Levi, used product placement of Subway, that it made hundreds of thousands of people to go to Subway other than they were hungry. By the way, I was not compensated to talk about how I like the Subway Cold Cut Combo.
Look we have more “protective stickers” put on products because people are stupid enough to do stupid things.
It’s evolution, the strong survive and the weak die because they were stupid. So we have to enumerate everything because people are stupid… case in point:
Look bozos, if they can’t read or understand the warning, how are they going to know NOT to use the product. FREAKING MORONS!
or how about:
If you don’t know how to use a toilet, you shouldn’t be allowed to breed. Eh Wawfuls?
Lesson: So don’t iron the Shrek transfer to your kids shirt while they are still wearing it.
Consumers are stupid. Otherwise explain to me the whole Head On Advertising campaign?
OH and FTC, Headon didn’t pay me either.
Why don’t you do us all a favor and work on saving us from assmunches like this guy
instead of pissing on bloggers who barely make anything now, especially since the government’s assistant decided to devalue my friends websites, just because they are talking about gambling.
Why don’t you devalue the NCAA, NFL, NBA or any of the major sports leagues which has rules for and against the release of “injury information”. It shouldn’t matter unless you are GAMBLING ON THE GAME!
Maybe I should have put this on another site instead. Following the jjok rule of always link to yourself.
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