Dreams…

Some people dream of a million dollars,

some people dream of divorcing their cheating spouse.

I have a dream of being able to make some of the gatherings of my friends that I have missed.

But my friend Waffles has a dream.

Of an apartment…

Of an empty two bedroom apartment…

Yup, no furniture, just a blow up mattress to crawl up at night and a place for his computer on the floor so he can degenerate at poker and porn.

That’s his dream!

So as a group, we should help each other get to reach our dreams.

So I’m donating an air mattress to Waffles so he rests in comfort in his future empty 2 bedroom apartment.

Maybe I can get Waffles on here to post on what other things he would like for his apartment. I mean, the poor bastard is losing everything in the divorce. We should help him out for the comedy that he has given us.

Article by Sean D

Sean is the proprietor of http://www.donahue.org . He's been a skycap, private security, student, Radio Shack store manager, radio personality and now writer. What can Sean work with you on? Sean D tagged this post with: , , Read 1541 articles by Sean D
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