Hey pinheads…

When I tell you, used car scum of the world a price, my TOP price. All that I’ve been approved for and that I won’t but anything HIGHER than that one set price, why do you consistently offer a price that is 2K MORE than that price.  SO I counter 2K BELOW my top price and you drop it just $198, I will NOT BUY from you. I can promise you that.

Look , if I can see in the Carfax report that it has been a “leased car from El Paso” and I can smell the faint smell of Mary Jane… I’m not going to be busted driving out the lot with it.

I don’t believe you when you say that the small spider web of glass that you tried to hide underneath a well placed visor was “fixed”.

I don’t believe you when you tell me that you want to be my friend.

I don’t care if you say that you served in Desert Storm, or help with your daughter’s Girl Scout troop.

I don’t care if you’ve listened to me on the radio for years and are my biggest fan.

I don’t care if that the “Boss” says that you have $15K in it when I knew you bought it from a car auction in Albequerque.  I’m not paying $21,700 when the value of the car is $16,900.

I don’t care if “it’s an error on the sticker” if something that you advertise is not in the car.

I don’t care if “I can get you a deal on some tires at (a local retailer) ” but won’t drop the price of the car even though the tires have chunks missing out of them.

I don’t care if you will let me take the car over the weekend but after talking to your boss require me to pay for gas to even leave the parking lot.

I won’t buy from you and in the end, the person I do buy from will have my loyalty.

People who screw me, lie to me and try to cheat me…(Ask me to tell you about the time he promised to have some things from the previous owner removed before we bought the house and we found them hid behind duct work.)

Will never get my business EVER.

And I will continue to tell my friends about the people who have hosed me!

I’ll talk about Divorce lawyers NEXT!