The 30 day challenge…

So the last month since I’ve gotten married, I’ve gotten comfortable.

And that means once thing and one thing only.

I’ve gained weight.

So I’m back on the diet and back on the Wii with the EA Sports Active workouts.

So my goal was to try to lose the weight I gained in January in February.

Especially the “OOOh” sound as I get on the Wii balance board.

That kinda gets obnoxious.

At work…

At the General Managers conference in Mexico, I was mentioned and brought up as a key member of the Lubbock team.  So as we come closer to the big fundraiser at the end of the month, corporate has nothing but good things to say about me.

That’s good in my mind.

Hiding…

I’ve spent less time online, more time playing with the dogs and reading than I have been doing writing and the break has done me good. I’ve have a lot of ideas that I’ll be sharing with you dear readers in the next couple of days.

Retribution!

So I have to tell this story before I tell it on the air tomorrow.  I was driving down the street to work one morning while it was pouring , when a woman, crossing in the middle of the street (NO CROSSWALK for a block either way) tried to cross in front of me after dodging 5 lanes of traffic.  I gave her a courtesy horn (the New York way of saying, move your ass lady) and she replied by ducking in between lanes and giving me the finger.

Now I’m ashamed of what I did next.  I circled the block trying to cool myself down and then came back to see what she was in such a hurry for.

She was standing on the sidewalk holding a sign panhandling.

So I did what every mean awful person would do.

I sped up and sent a huge wave of water on and over her.

Treat me with respect and you’ll get treated with the same.

It then started to snow with big puffy flakes.

Serves her right. That’s what you get when you give me the finger lady.

Nothing better in the world than …

Recently I’ve started a list of things better than > various things.

Writing 500 words > writing 30 words and then run screaming away from the computer.

Knowing that my son loves me > actually talking to him.

Realizing that there is NO way that I can fit all of Joanna’s and my stuff in the house > Trying to make it fit.

Chuck > Anything else made by NBC

CBS, Food Network and ESPN > NBC…

Hell, my dogs taking a dump > NBC.

Holding my wife Joanna in the morning >Holding my girlfriend Joanna in the morning!

Being poor and happy > being rich and miserable.

Play this game with your friends.

Super Bowel

As for the Super Bowel…. yup, I said it. I hope that New Orleans wins.

Not because I like the Aints , but because I hate Peyton and the drooling that comes from my wife’s mouth when she sees him.