The Artist: Jerrod Niemann
The Album : Judge Jerrod and the Hung Jury
The Song : For Everclear.
24 seconds it has the following lyrics…
“I drank a case of Keystone Light,
Well that’s the beer we drink here,
you always get your money’s worth.
You put your beer goggles on,
and they don’t wear off,
until you’re loving the worst!”
Nothing else needs to be said 
I expect to hear it when we visit you in August Gary!
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December 19th, 2009 we were joined together in holy matrimony.
Some people think that our love is like we were married for 6 years, others say it is like 60 years.
But you make me stronger, smarter and better.
Now that I’ve told you how I feel, do you really want me to put up those blinds in the bedroom tonight?
You do?
Ok,
Happy Anniversary!
Love,
Sean
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Life is moving on
take care of the puppies.
I have stories to tell and I will work on them. The book has been keeping me busy. Thanks to my bitchslapper, I mean editors who have been making me rewrite again and again.
Categories: Life, Life Coach Tags: The Castle
The Browns have lost their # 7 draft pick!
I love when people make moronic mistakes. NBC Sports has the Cleveland Browns passing their 7th pick. What maroons. Imbeciles! Check your work morons!
I swear the Browns had the 7th pick in the NFL Draft on Friday!!!!
Categories: Cleveland Browns, Instant Comedy Tags: Cleveland Browns, SYCMU
Schuster, you killed it, you BLOCKHEAD!
He said Thursday after a third straight extra-end loss, this time to Denmark, “I’ve let my teammates and USA Curling down.”
He then added… Good Grief.
Some of you asked, why my interest in curling?
Next to hockey it’s interesting and hockey will be boring until the US takes on Canada in both Women’s and Men’s competitions.
So now 0-4 I just wanted to find someone that is a bigger blockhead then some people I know.
So John Schuster, you may have won a U.S. National, but next to this person…
you still are the 2010 Olympic Goat. See you in 2014.
Categories: Instant Comedy Tags: Curling, Instant Comedy
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