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Comedy after the jump… (more…)

So my criminal background check was a success, like I had something in my past.

Now what to do with this clean background check…

Hmmmmmm

I have a coworker who is the ultimate doomer of shows. If he likes it, CANCELLED.

Why can’t he just kill off American Idol?

Last night I was in a incredibly visual dream.

I was walking with a pair of friends down a path.  We had to get to the goal, I don’t know what was at the end of the road, but my friends were in a hurry to get there.  I had my friend from a job I had in the past who had to be Mr. commencement speaker, he had to be the best, but was miserable in life. I was also with a female friend who was lost in relationships, family and life.

We walked down the path for hours and finally came to a fork in the path with three exits.

We had to cross a bridge across a abyss that seemed to go to the devil himself.  Once we crossed the bridge we would be presented with a path to chose.

The path that we were on turned into a winding and narrow path that seemed to go on forever away from our goal.  The other two disappeared out of sight one to the left,covered with brush and brambles barely passable and one to the right the other covered with dirt with the sound of rain and thunder yet closer to our goal. (more…)

When things are bad I stay quiet.

Nuff said.

The Groom

* His wedding attire

Tuxing it up! Sized and just have to pick the place where I’ll rent it from.
CHECK!

* The bride’s engagement ring and wedding band

Engagement Ring paying off and wedding band FOUND but not acquired
Work in progress!

* Gift’s for his attendants

I found the perfect thing for my guys, now will all of them show up? I dunno.
Work in progress!

* The marriage license

I’ll get closer to the wedding.
Work in progress!

* His medical examination and blood tests

No med exam/blood tests  in the Great State of Texas.
CHECK!!

* A present for the bride

Found but haven’t acquired yet.
Work in progress!

* The bridal bouquet and corsages for the mothers

I’ll get closer to the wedding. As of right now only one mom coming so cost is 1/2 what I expected.
Work in progress!

* All boutonnieres for the ushers, fathers and himself

I’ll get closer to the wedding.  As of right now only one dad coming so cost is 1/2 what I expected.
Work in progress!

* All honeymoon costs

We’re not taking one.  Just ran out of vacation days and we’ve both be stressing too much, but we’ll have one, just not after the wedding. We can have the perfect honeymoon when it’s right for us.

We’re not a traditional family!

So far I’m a
“Work in progress!”

Right now I have no idea on showers, bridal or otherwise.  Consult Joanna for any and all shower information!  All I need to know is When, Where, what should I wear and are the kids there?

Postscript: No showers have been planned.

I’m keeping clear from the parental units as we are not in communication right now.  I’m hoping for the best like my friends continue to tell me but expecting the  tragic worst.

I’ve spent more time worrying about the house and the bills with a recent paycut that playing cards online, reading blogs have all taken a back seat.

So let me address the following while I’m thinking of it. I twitter when I can but, I can’t post on my phone yet, have to figure that one out.

Bam – Bam : Still thinking of your father in law in my prayers and your blog is required reading for Frantic Fridays.

John Hartness : Your choices series is one of the best pieces I have read in a long time. Well written and I can see the further plotlines you have ahead. Well done sir.

Prince of Houston : Yup, I’m alive, barely but I’ll call you this week.

OOSSUUU754 : Brother, I’m not forgetting you, just have had one shit week.  Will get back to you on Thursday.

Gcox25 : I’m still here sir, and I’m dragging my mean as a snake fiance up there soon.  Okie Vegas I need your healing waters.

F-Train : Have faith in your play.

CK : You are amazing

Doc Chako : Single parenting sucks huh, I believe in you.  Give The Wife my love.

The Wife : I know I’ve fallen off the face of the earth, but losing all your phone numbers when my phone melted is the reason.  We’ll connect soon.

DRhodes : My friend, I’m here, we’re both busy, let’s pillage some dude soon

Riggstad : Are you still alive?

If I haven’t mentioned you it wasn’t with malice, it’s just what I can think of right at this second.

I’m taking things slow, because I get the kids soon and it will be totally worth it.  All my pain will be gone soon.

I’m counting the days Shelby and Ryan.

I’m wondering if LJ (Lana Meier) my friend who is playing in event #31 of the WSOP wins a bracelet, will her boyfriend Lucko (Kevin) commit Pokercide giving up poker completely?

Would she play with us lowly bloggers ever again?

Either way GO LJ!!!!

The best coverage can be found with F-Train and the Poker News Team Here

Get what I want to say said.

It just stays on the edge of my tongue. Ugh.