After CAT-Scan and X-ray’s and other tests the doc told me the following :

Mr Donahue, you have a hole in your left eardrum (which would explain my lack of balance the last three days), you are dehydrated, you have a concussion , you are exhausted, your blood pressure is higher than normal and you have a case of severe bronchitis (which would explain why I have no voice). You need to rest.

I don’t believe you when you tell me that you want to be my friend.

I don’t care if you say that you served in Desert Storm, or help with your daughter’s Girl Scout troop.

I don’t care if you’ve listened to me on the radio for years and are my biggest fan.

Will try and update you guys tomorrow at the office.

Especially when then is a error on the police report.
Back on Wednesday…
That is all.

Has bruising on her legs and lacerations.
She is being watched by her friends and co-workers as she doesn’t want to go to the doctor.  I rushed by her side and have now returned to work because there is nothing I can do and “I don’t want to be mothered by you. Go back to work.” [...]

Some people dream of a million dollars,
some people dream of divorcing their cheating spouse.
I have a dream of being able to make some of the gatherings of my friends that I have missed.
But my friend Waffles has a dream.
Of an apartment…