There are plenty of people in this world that I know are cheating. Cheating on their wives, jobs, poker etc. But the worst are those who “claim” that they “didn’t read the rules” or that they “just didn’t know”.
They try and find every advantage that they can get so that they can cheat.
And their INCREDIBLE SHOCK at getting caught.
Look, if you feel that you have the intestinal fortitude to cheat, when I point it out and your face turns BRIGHT RED and you point your head to the ground, I KNOW YOU ARE LYING TO ME!
But I am the better man.
Cause I knew your kid wasn’t 8, yet I still let him hunt in the Easter egg hunt, and in the 5,000 eggs, your cretin found the one lucky egg that had the bike in it.
I’m not mad because I couldn’t stop you from lying.
I’m not mad because I can’t make you prove your son was under 8 at the time of the Easter Egg hunt.
What I can be mad about is the thousand other kids who were between 6 and 8 that were denied a bike because of your greed.
I can be mad that you took advantage of the system.
And now that I told you how much of a sob you are, here is your son’s new bike.
He’s too big for it anyway?
How about that for irony?
You lose, I WIN!
Categories: Hate is bad, Instant Tragedy Tags: Angle Shooter, Bad Parenting, Cheaters, Easter Egg Hunt, Kids
I don't believe you when you tell me that you want to be my friend. I don't care if you say that you served in Desert Storm, or help with your daughter's Girl Scout troop. I don't care if you've listened to me on the radio for years and are my biggest fan.
Categories: Hate is bad Tags: Car buying sucks, Cheaters, Joanna, Liars
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