WARSAW, Poland – A Polish man got the shock of his life when he visited a brothel and spotted his wife among the establishment’s employees.

Polish tabloid Super Express said the woman had been making some extra money on the side while telling her husband she worked at a store in a nearby town.

“I was dumfounded. I thought I was dreaming,” the husband told the newspaper on Wednesday.

The couple, married for 14 years, are now divorcing, the newspaper reported.

Wow… more Shtuff you can’t make up…

I smell something Waffles wishes he invented.

Yup, here is the link for The Wife, Love Elf and all the other wimmins

This movie has caused many a nightmare and made my mom cringe whenever it came on.  For I was so cheering on the underdog, Charlie and was so happy when he won the factory. No matter where it was in the movie I would watch, but I knew the nightmares would come later when it gave me my first condundrum.

The story NEVER answered the one question that caused nightmares for a LOOOONG time.

“Where did Charlie go or did he float away forever?  Did the Wonkavator EVER LAND?”

Oh the psych bills because of this movie.

In the course of 24 hours I’ve thought about two specific people and how I haven’t heard from them in a while.

BINGO

(RING RING)

“I was just thinking about you Sean”

WOW.  MY ESPN is HONED!!!

If you haven’t read his post today I suggest you do. All I could say was…

YES COACH!

I CAN DO IT COACH!

I WON’T GET DONKED COACH!

I WILL KILL EM WITH THE HAMMER (7 2 off suit mom) COACH!

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