Some people dream of a million dollars,

some people dream of divorcing their cheating spouse.

I have a dream of being able to make some of the gatherings of my friends that I have missed.

But my friend Waffles has a dream.

Of an apartment… (more…)

If you read his latest blog, you will discover the ultimate in Consipiracy Theories!  Yup, his theory is that since Waffles has won a seat in the TOC that he will find his way to…

Well… just go read it.

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My friend Al told me that I had to tell you about the worst poker player ever. But I don’t have the time.  My neck and shoulders are killing me.  I’m going to try and get some sleep but then I forgot to pimp that the Smokkee induced Bodog will happen tonight, probably without me but who knows. If you haven’t signed up for Bodog… WHY NOT? Bodog poker isn’t available for my Canadian friends or that one person who reads me in one of the Koreas.

But I thank you for each of your kind words, your sweet im’s and your friendship.

No news from New York as they still have my uncle in a medically induced coma.

Dad is going to have a colonoscopy among other oscopies.

If I have news, I’ll pass it on here.

Note to Kerri.  Stop worrying,. I’ll be reasonably ok.

BTW I won two tokens tonight fooling around.. Now I have to figure out what to do with them.

Luv ya, mean it.

I love the bridal show, not because its a bunch o bridezilla’s waiting to bite off the head of the nearest person that don’t agree with them, it’s beacause of my friends that do cakes, flowers and balloons.  I get to see them once a year,   They are normally busy in the spring and summer when I am normally not and I’m busy in the fall and winter when they are not, so it’s good to take the time to see friends from college.

Also I got to see the WAFFLES “GUARANTEED WIN” by the Colts.  Remember Waffles is THE COOLER OF COOLERS! Fade his picks and you should be GOLDEN!

So I pinched a nerve in my neck when I avoided having two bridezillas run into me as they went to the trough at the wedding cake and I fell.  Did either of the 120 lb women even bat an eye?  No.

So I hope the wedding cake goes right to their increasing thighs RIGHT NOW!

So hot pad on the neck & shoulder , and the Cowboy game for me.

Smile!

WARSAW, Poland – A Polish man got the shock of his life when he visited a brothel and spotted his wife among the establishment’s employees.

Polish tabloid Super Express said the woman had been making some extra money on the side while telling her husband she worked at a store in a nearby town.

“I was dumfounded. I thought I was dreaming,” the husband told the newspaper on Wednesday.

The couple, married for 14 years, are now divorcing, the newspaper reported.

Wow… more Shtuff you can’t make up…

I smell something Waffles wishes he invented.

Yup, here is the link for The Wife, Love Elf and all the other wimmins