GUESS WHICH PART OF MY DAY TODAY September 12th 2005 IS MADE UP?
Try… my quiz:
A. I got offered a new job in Louisiana.
B. I lost my wallet.
C. I got pulled over on the way home from work this evening.
D. My best friend is/was missing and his house was found unlocked with his Camaro found unlocked in my driveway.
E. I had to have my friend pay for my meal when I realized I had lost my wallet.
F. I found out that three members of my Fantasy Football team are gone for the season.
G. One of my friends had a collision with his motorcycle. Harley versus Truck. Truck Won!
H. I misplaced my pager when I was searching for my wallet.
I. I got an e-mail today that said the “Agent” that will assist me with my cruise has a “Situation” that she will explain when she calls me in the next couple of days.
For all of you who said A. was made up you are correct. From 5:45 today on I felt a calm. Earlier in the day I had mentioned words that have been mentioned in the past. These words I have found out tonight have EVIL and incredible powers.
I laughed at the people who shook in fear of the (WORDS THAT CAN NOT BE UTTERED). For every time these words have been uttered BAD THINGS Happen.
So I swear this day September 12th 2005 that I will never utter those words EVER AGAIN.
I cannot explain the “mystical powers” that these words have, nor am I usually superstitious but after so many AV crashes after those words have been uttered I cannot and will not utter them again.
Since I swore this at the office, I have found my wallet, have my friend look the other way, pay my friend the $ he paid my meal back, going to win one of my fantasy games tonight and found my pager.
Still looking for my best friend
I have said many things, I have said that God doesn’t punish people he lets the devil test us. So I guess I pass.
But I wish he could have left me alone. Especially on Saturday and today I would rather have him leave me alone. OK BIG GUY YOU WIN. I GIVE UP!
More proof, that you can’t make life up