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My Writing… – Instant Sean

Instant Sean

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  • Regrets, Ethics or Anything There is a College Course In

    Regrets, Ethics or Anything There is a College Course In

    Forward:

    “I can’t afford regrets, ethics or anything there is a college course in,” I thought to myself as I took my first real job in radio, throwing away a career in sales at the Radio Shack. Looking back on that day, I wonder if I could do it over again, come to think of it I would.

    I had worked part-time at the college radio station and part-time at the South Plains Mall at the ‘shack trying to get through the educational boredom at Texas Tech in the early 90’s. Boy, looking back on my life in radio, I’ve accomplished plenty.

    But the stories that few have heard are the ones I need to tell. Like the time I connected Richie McDonald and his mom on an early conference call, walking down 4th on Broadway parade in an eagle costume and passing out at the Texas Tech fountain, and I won’t forget the stories of the people who my team and I have helped on the way.

    Sure, I will change the names of the guilty, but those jackasses will know who they are. Cause this story, like most stories told by one of my college professor Johnny Hughes is 90% truth with a hint of bull.

    So Josh McCormack, thank for the kick in the ass. I sure as hell needed it.

    To my children Shelby & Ryan, everything I do, I truly do for you. To my wonderful wife Joanna, yes, you were asleep as this seed started its growth, but I know as I start on this journey, I expect you will aid me with plenty of fertilizing and weeding of my ideas. To my family, I blame you for my warped sense of humor and allowing me hamming opportunities that I have always thought was moderately funny. Okay, kind of funny. Maybe funny ut oh?

    To “Regrets, Ethics or Anything There is a College Course In.”

    Let’s ride!

  • Hold for Weddingapocalypse

    Hold for Weddingapocalypse

    I just finished the opening chapter of “Weddingapocalypse – why you should elope”. Here is a couple of paragraphs. Enjoy :
    I could tell you this story is all true, but you would never believe me. I could tell you about one friend who drove from Texas to Connecticut to end up getting a haircut, another who decided he was married to video game consoles or the ashtray that stood in for a friend who was underage and couldn’t get into the titty bar. But instead, I’ll tell you about all of them in a romping good time. If you will give me a moment, I’ll tell you about the most miserable experience a man could ever have at a wedding. No, it wasn’t my wedding, but I had the misfortune of being the best man to the Weddingapocalypse. Let me set the stage:

    Her name was Brittany and she was from a small East Texas farming town, where Friday’s were reserved for drinking and screwing.

    She had to get the hell outta there. But she needed a nose job and a set of boobs before any of the frat daddies at State Tech would look her up.

    Brittany was looking to be a trophy wife, but she had to work on the trophy first.

    “This morning, little dog woke me up by wearing my swimsuit bottoms… on his head.”

  • Which Quote should I write up next?

    Which Quote should I write up next?

    More upcoming pieces of fun : -)

    Thank You… am I your bitch?

    Loving life, living the dream.

    Don’t sweat the petty stuff, Don’t pet the sweaty stuff.

    “If your job consists of wearing a giant pizza hat, you’ve probably have made a serious career wrong turn.”

    “I’m working your motor, bitch.”

    “Somewhere… a janitor is crying” -Sean

    “I’m listening to an old drunk guy take a piss one drop at a time.”

    “That’s two devil’s and a douche…”

    “Look, there is a man with a muskrat on his face…”

    “We can show them our gun but we are not giving them the bullet”

    “I’m a man I can’t help it”

    “Well son, you can wish in one hand and shit in the other and see what fills up first.”

    “Between the hailstone and the Tornaders, they must hate us in Oklahoma”

    “Awwww, your little drink is soo cute, what are you compensating for?”

    “I got wacked by a dumb chick in pink.”

    Bob Nardi  –  The later you get to class, the earlier you get to leave.
  • My Heart

    My Heart

    English: Heart diagram with labels in English....
    It’s not about us…
    It may not always go my way, I might not understand the road I’m on, but I have to thank everyone who encourages me on the trip. I’m 13 days away from starting an emotional roller coaster that drains every ounce of energy in my body.

    I haven’t secret tricks to play, I have nothing that hasn’t been done before by many other teams over the last 15 years. But as the leader of this trailblazing, ass kicking, God fearing, ever loving team of miracle workers even I fall to doubt.

    It may be a millisecond that I let fear in my heart, but it is totally destroyed by the love of families that let me into their lives, doctors who share their previous stories and a hospital that has saved my life and the lives of countless others.

    So I look to those who have my back now, 5 years ago, 10 years ago and 15 years ago on a ride that I am still on.

    Thank you for your love, your support and your determination.

    Years ago, I thought I knew what my path was intended to be.

    I was wrong.

    I wasn’t intended to be a big shot, nor a hero to others. I was merely a man, on a path that to this day confounds me.

    I am still not what I want to be, but if you look back on the man I was 15 years ago and now, I have become the man I needed to be for others.

    I am not a slave, but a servant.
    I am not just a teacher but merely a guide.
    I am not the man, but one he counts on.
    I am not rich, but I am far from poor.
    I don’t live the dream that my father wanted for me but the one that my father help me make.

    I am a friend to all and I have never known a stranger.
    I am someone that has a smile when you need one.
    I am the one who really does care when I ask, “What’s wrong?”

    And I have a mission on this Earth.

    I won’t be used for others selfish reasons without allowing it.

    I will call when you think you are all alone or the one you call when you need someone to listen.

    I am ready for challenges, hopes, dreams, ambitions and with my heart open wide I look to you my friends to see what I can do for you. I’ve emptied my heart and my soul to you.

    What does your heart tell me?

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  • The glass…

    Optimists says the glass is half full.
    Pessimists says that it is half empty.
    Scientists notes that 8 oz are left in an 16oz glass.
    Realists note that if they are thirsty, there is water to drink.
    Economists want to determine the costs associated with the water.

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